My guest today is cozy mystery author Susie Black, whose latest release, Death by Jelly Beans, will be available Sept. 4. It’s #5 in the Holly Swimsuit series with these clever cartoon covers.
Let’s dive in with the set-the-tone Blurb:
Love this delicious Tag Line:
Now for a sample to whet our appetites:
Death by Jelly Beans Excerpt
I dragged my eyes over to the throne. The Easter Bunny sat
slumped over with his chin resting on his chest and his body listing to the
right. Good grief. A double-whammy. Not only did he dip into the jellybeans
again after being warned not to, but he fell asleep on the job in a
booze-infused slumber.
Why should I give a flying fig about the jerk who bowled me
over without an apology, let alone helping me up? Yet a stab of unexpected pity
pierced my heart. I checked the time. Still a few minutes before my command
performance. Maybe rouse the poor guy and give him a chance to concoct another
story Sue Ellen might buy unless the security cameras sealed his fate.
I laid my messenger bag on the library table next to the
throne and gently shook the rabbit’s left shoulder. Nothing doing. I shook him
again. This time a bit harder. I put my lips next to his ears and implored him.
“Pedro, wake up.” Zilch. Geesh, how much booze did the guy chug? Or maybe booze
isn’t the culprit. Perhaps the guy had a late night before or he is just one
helluva sound sleeper? Oddly, he wasn’t snoring, but I attributed it to his
neck bent down and his head dangling over his body.
I shook him again and got nothing for my trouble. His chest
wasn’t rising and falling. Good gravy. Was the guy breathing? I passed my hand
over the costume's mouth opening, but one so small I couldn’t tell. I clasped a
paw to check for a pulse, but the heavy gauge costume fabric was too thick to
detect one.
I checked my watch. No more time to crap around trying to
help this idiot or I’d be late for my meeting. Despite my efforts to rouse him,
the guy hadn’t so much as twitched. Annoyance coupled with dread tied my
stomach in knots. I panned the department. No one was around except the rabbit
and me.
The Goddess short-changed me in the height department but
compensated by blessing me with a deep voice and a strong set of pipes. I put
my lips next to his ear and shouted loud enough to wake the dead. “PEDRO,
WAKE UP!”
I grabbed the rabbit by the shoulder and shook him with all
my might. The guy didn’t move an inch. I grasped his arm tightly and yanked it
hard trying to right him. Good grief. The bunny was stiff as a board. I might
as well try bending a steel beam.
I let go of his shoulder and the
rabbit slid off the throne. He crashed headfirst into the library table.
Along with my messenger bag, the jellybean jar bounced off the edge of the
table and fell onto the cement floor. My messenger bag survived the ordeal, but
the jellybean jar broke into a zillion pieces. Jellybeans scattered all over
the place. The bunny bounced twice and flopped unceremoniously face-down into a
pile of jellybeans.
The concept of shouting loud enough to wake the dead? Trust me, it’s a pile of hot hooey. I didn’t
need an MD after my name to make this diagnosis. Pedro Conejo was as dead as
the proverbial doornail. When the first responders arrive, they’re gonna close
the swimwear department for who knows how long. This ought to put a nice crimp
into the Easter promotion. And who gets to break the good news to Sue Ellen?
None other than yours truly.
She’s not gonna be a happy camper. Naturally, I burst out
laughing.
Love this! Love your character’s voice. First person is a
challenge, but you’ve nailed it.
The book comes out September 4th, but you can
preorder it here:
Death by Jelly Beans Buy Links:
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-by-jelly-beans-susie-black/1145804565?ean=2940186124580
https://www.bookbub.com/books/death-by-jelly-beans-holly-swimsuit-mystery-book-5-by-susie-black
Amazon.com
: Death by Jelly Beans
Want to know more about the fabulous Susie Black? Here’s
her Author Bio:
Named Best US Author of the Year by N. N. Lights Book Heaven, award-winning cozy mystery author Susie Black was born in the Big Apple but now calls sunny Southern California home. Like the protagonist in her Holly Swimsuit Mystery Series, Susie is a successful apparel sales executive. Susie began telling stories as soon as she learned to talk. Now she’s telling all the stories from her garment industry experiences in humorous mysteries.
She reads, writes, and speaks Spanish, albeit with an accent
that sounds like Mildred from Michigan went on a Mexican vacation and is trying
to fit in with the locals. Since life without pizza and ice cream as her core
food groups wouldn’t be worth living, she’s a dedicated walker to keep her
girlish figure. A voracious reader, she’s also an avid stamp collector. Susie
lives with a highly intelligent man and has one incredibly brainy but
smart-aleck adult son who inexplicably blames his sarcasm on an inherited
genetic defect.
Looking for more?
Contact Susie at:
Website: www.authorsusieblack.com
E-mail: mysteries_@authorsusieblack.com
Looking for that perfect swimsuit for your next beach
vacation or cruise? Check out her Swimsuit Fit Guide here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/7lerp4cy1al2j0l/CHOOSING%20THE%20RIGHT%20%20SWIMSUIT.pdf?dl=0
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Let’s all wish great sales for Susie Black’s latest
mystery!