Helen C. Johannes, Author
-------------------- Brave Men, Bold Women, Hearts in Search of Home --------------------
Thursday, October 29, 2026
Happy Halloween with THE DIS'ASTER FAMILY!
Tuesday, October 7, 2025
Featured Romantasy: THE PRINCE OF VAL-FEYRIDGE
This week N. N. Light Book Heaven is celebrating their Science Fiction and Fantasy Bookish Event with a giveaway. I'm delighted to announce that my award-winning romantasy novel THE PRINCE OF VAL-FEYRIDGE, book one of the Crown of Tolem series, will be spotlighted on Friday, October 10th. Check out all books and enter the giveaway to win a $10 Amazon gift card: https://www.nnlightsbookheaven.com/science-fiction-fantasy-event
#sciencefiction #scifi #fantasy #giveaway
Tuesday, September 23, 2025
Romantasy Audiobook Feature: BLOODSTONE
I’m so excited to have my romantasy audiobook BLOODSTONE be a part of N. N. Light’s Book Heaven Audiobook Frenzy Bookish Event on Sept. 25. Join me there and check out all the audiobooks. Enter the giveaway to win a $25 Amazon gift card: https://www.nnlightsbookheaven.com/audiobook-frenzy-bookish-event
Sunday, March 2, 2025
March Is for Going Green--Froggie Green, That Is
Happy March! It's the month of Spring! Trees bud, snow melts, grass awakens, winds blow kites and clouds (and all sorts of things forgotten in yards) around. Days grow longer and temperatures climb while winter coats are shed and no one worries about lost gloves.
In celebration of this delightful seasonal greening, I'm featuring FREDERICK FLY-CATCHER in ebook for 99 cents ALL MONTH LONG. Go to https://books2read.com/u/4Ekjo0#! to select your preferred reading app.
In addition, FREDERICK FLY-CATCHER will be FREE for download March 2-8 on Smashwords READ AN EBOOK WEEK 2025! Get your copy here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1244386Come out of your winter cave and enjoy the green!
Wednesday, November 20, 2024
A Festive Alternative to Thanksgiving Pie
With Thanksgiving just around the corner, many of us are planning our holiday dinner menus. If your family is looking forward to the traditional pumpkin pie, wonderful! However, if you're looking for alternative desserts, or need an extra one if company is coming, I have a recipe for you. And it looks super festive, too!
This family recipe for Apple Upside-down Cake is at least 70 years old, so definitely tried and true! Simple, everyday ingredients. It'll look lovely on your brunch table if that's the meal you're hosting on the big day.
Apple Upside-down
Cake
Cake batter:
¼ cup butter or other fat
½ cup sugar
1 egg
1 tsp. vanilla
1 ½ cups sifted flour
2 tsp. baking powder
¼ tsp. salt
½ cup milk
2-4 firm-fleshed apples, peeled, quartered and sliced (enough
to cover the bottom of a 10-inch round pan)
Topping:
1-2 tsp. cinnamon (to taste preference) mixed with ¼ cup
sugar
10-inch round pan. Springform pan works best but a layer-cake
pan or pie pan also will serve.
Parchment paper
Cream the fat while adding the sugar, well-beaten egg, and
vanilla. Sift the dry ingredients together and add alternately with the milk to
the first mixture. Line the pan with parchment paper and spray or grease the
lining. Pare, quarter, and slice the apples thin. Arrange the slices in an overlapping
layer on the bottom of the pan, starting with the outer rim and working in circles
to the center. Sprinkle the cinnamon sugar over the apple layer. Pour the cake
mixture over the apples. The batter is thick and may need to be spread with a
knife to cover all the apples. Bake at 325 for 45 min. Allow to cool for a few
minutes before inverting onto a plate or serving platter and removing the
parchment paper. Serve warm or cool with whipped cream or hard sauce or ice cream.
Thursday, September 5, 2024
Got Tomatoes? Here's an Easy Sweet Sauce Recipe
We used to can tomatoes, but we've moved away from that to making batches of spaghetti sauce and freezing meal-sized containers for quick access whenever we want a meal of spaghetti or ravioli. Since this is the height of tomato harvest, I'm sharing our family recipe. (Hint, we leave the skins on for a deeper red and all the nutrients.) You'll need a blender, a large saucepan, and measuring cups and spoons, plus the following ingredients.
Enjoy!
Sweet
Spaghetti Sauce (Meatless & Mild)
4 cups diced fresh tomatoes, skins on, simmered briefly (5 min.) with…
½ teaspoon salt
Cool pot in a water bath. Fill blender with cooled tomatoes
and chop.
In a large saucepan (3-4 quart) add…
1/8 cup diced onion
1 tablespoon olive oil
Fry onions in oil in the saucepan until done. Pour chopped tomatoes over
onions. Set to simmer. Stir in…
One 12-ounce can of tomato paste, stirring until all lumps
are gone
1/8 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon dried basil leaves
1 packed tablespoon brown sugar
2 tablespoons dried parsley
½ cup water
Simmer until flavors combine. If sauce seems too thick, add
another 1/3 cup water. Serve over cooked spaghetti noodles.
Sauce freezes well. It also tastes great over cheese
ravioli.
If you don’t have fresh tomatoes, you can use one 28 oz. can
of petite diced tomatoes AND one 12 oz. can of petite diced tomatoes.
Saturday, August 17, 2024
Spotlight on Susie Black's DEATH BY JELLY BEANS
My guest today is cozy mystery author Susie Black, whose latest release, Death by Jelly Beans, will be available Sept. 4. It’s #5 in the Holly Swimsuit series with these clever cartoon covers.
Let’s dive in with the set-the-tone Blurb:
Love this delicious Tag Line:
Now for a sample to whet our appetites:
Death by Jelly Beans Excerpt
I dragged my eyes over to the throne. The Easter Bunny sat
slumped over with his chin resting on his chest and his body listing to the
right. Good grief. A double-whammy. Not only did he dip into the jellybeans
again after being warned not to, but he fell asleep on the job in a
booze-infused slumber.
Why should I give a flying fig about the jerk who bowled me
over without an apology, let alone helping me up? Yet a stab of unexpected pity
pierced my heart. I checked the time. Still a few minutes before my command
performance. Maybe rouse the poor guy and give him a chance to concoct another
story Sue Ellen might buy unless the security cameras sealed his fate.
I laid my messenger bag on the library table next to the
throne and gently shook the rabbit’s left shoulder. Nothing doing. I shook him
again. This time a bit harder. I put my lips next to his ears and implored him.
“Pedro, wake up.” Zilch. Geesh, how much booze did the guy chug? Or maybe booze
isn’t the culprit. Perhaps the guy had a late night before or he is just one
helluva sound sleeper? Oddly, he wasn’t snoring, but I attributed it to his
neck bent down and his head dangling over his body.
I shook him again and got nothing for my trouble. His chest
wasn’t rising and falling. Good gravy. Was the guy breathing? I passed my hand
over the costume's mouth opening, but one so small I couldn’t tell. I clasped a
paw to check for a pulse, but the heavy gauge costume fabric was too thick to
detect one.
I checked my watch. No more time to crap around trying to
help this idiot or I’d be late for my meeting. Despite my efforts to rouse him,
the guy hadn’t so much as twitched. Annoyance coupled with dread tied my
stomach in knots. I panned the department. No one was around except the rabbit
and me.
The Goddess short-changed me in the height department but
compensated by blessing me with a deep voice and a strong set of pipes. I put
my lips next to his ear and shouted loud enough to wake the dead. “PEDRO,
WAKE UP!”
I grabbed the rabbit by the shoulder and shook him with all
my might. The guy didn’t move an inch. I grasped his arm tightly and yanked it
hard trying to right him. Good grief. The bunny was stiff as a board. I might
as well try bending a steel beam.
I let go of his shoulder and the
rabbit slid off the throne. He crashed headfirst into the library table.
Along with my messenger bag, the jellybean jar bounced off the edge of the
table and fell onto the cement floor. My messenger bag survived the ordeal, but
the jellybean jar broke into a zillion pieces. Jellybeans scattered all over
the place. The bunny bounced twice and flopped unceremoniously face-down into a
pile of jellybeans.
The concept of shouting loud enough to wake the dead? Trust me, it’s a pile of hot hooey. I didn’t
need an MD after my name to make this diagnosis. Pedro Conejo was as dead as
the proverbial doornail. When the first responders arrive, they’re gonna close
the swimwear department for who knows how long. This ought to put a nice crimp
into the Easter promotion. And who gets to break the good news to Sue Ellen?
None other than yours truly.
She’s not gonna be a happy camper. Naturally, I burst out
laughing.
Love this! Love your character’s voice. First person is a
challenge, but you’ve nailed it.
The book comes out September 4th, but you can
preorder it here:
Death by Jelly Beans Buy Links:
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-by-jelly-beans-susie-black/1145804565?ean=2940186124580
https://www.bookbub.com/books/death-by-jelly-beans-holly-swimsuit-mystery-book-5-by-susie-black
Amazon.com
: Death by Jelly Beans
Want to know more about the fabulous Susie Black? Here’s
her Author Bio:
Named Best US Author of the Year by N. N. Lights Book Heaven, award-winning cozy mystery author Susie Black was born in the Big Apple but now calls sunny Southern California home. Like the protagonist in her Holly Swimsuit Mystery Series, Susie is a successful apparel sales executive. Susie began telling stories as soon as she learned to talk. Now she’s telling all the stories from her garment industry experiences in humorous mysteries.
She reads, writes, and speaks Spanish, albeit with an accent
that sounds like Mildred from Michigan went on a Mexican vacation and is trying
to fit in with the locals. Since life without pizza and ice cream as her core
food groups wouldn’t be worth living, she’s a dedicated walker to keep her
girlish figure. A voracious reader, she’s also an avid stamp collector. Susie
lives with a highly intelligent man and has one incredibly brainy but
smart-aleck adult son who inexplicably blames his sarcasm on an inherited
genetic defect.
Looking for more?
Contact Susie at:
Website: www.authorsusieblack.com
E-mail: mysteries_@authorsusieblack.com
Looking for that perfect swimsuit for your next beach
vacation or cruise? Check out her Swimsuit Fit Guide here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/7lerp4cy1al2j0l/CHOOSING%20THE%20RIGHT%20%20SWIMSUIT.pdf?dl=0
Susie Black Updated Social Media Links 8-16-23
Book Bub: www.bookbub.com/authors/susie-black
Facebook: https://facebook.com/TheHollySwimsuitMysterySeries
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Instagram photos and videos
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Twitter: http://twitter.com/@hollyswimsuit
Let’s all wish great sales for Susie Black’s latest
mystery!
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